Clash of Crowns

  • The Halflings of Keebler

    Deep in the forest in a not-so-far-away place, there reside the halfling brothers Pete, Roger, and Duff. Within their welcoming home, they own the marvelous oak art display, where the chiseling brothers spend their days. When they end their days of chiseling away they make the most splendid of cookies and pastries. To all who…

  • Session One Summary: Festivities Gone Wrong

    The Myrtle Harvest Festival We began the session with each player introducing their character and then having a one-on-one interaction with the festival before the group began to assemble. The first character, Ryean, a dwarf baker opened the session in his bakery getting the last few loaves ready for the festival. Next was Roland, a…

  • Response: Old English ineffective today [sic]

    I suppose I should begin with the title. This article is not about Old English; this article is about Early Modern English. This would be a trivial difference if it were not central to the entire argument. Yes, Old English is incredibly outdated, however it is not in any sense of the word overused. A…

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  • Session 17 Notes: Golden Piety vs Silver Metal

    Starting with a bang We start the session very calmly by rolling initiative. We all get really high… They Bailgar and Sarah still go before me. Sarah focuses on Lutin at the beginning and none of us step in to help, focusing on Bailgar. Lutin is about to drop when we start fighting Sarah. The…

  • Session 16 Notes: Ruh Roh Raggy

    Payday We arrive in Norgrain fully rested and head to the general store manager. He gives us 350 gold pieces in all. We then head back to the house to investigate the pie Rose made for us. The pie has eight slices, when administered they will take a downed character up to half health. We…

  • Session 15 Notes: Plundering and Privateering Plenipotentiaries

    Good Mourning! We begin the morning by finding out that Myrtle is dead. Dawnsbloom does not function and just throws pebbles at Lutin. Rose shows up at the house and talks to Ryean. After a fairly extensive conversation Rose says she will not interfere with fights with other champions. She also lets us know she…

  • Session 14 Notes: Whoops

    Prisoner of War We begin the session by tying Balbaroy up and heading out to find Various. Once the commanders were occupied by us, the assault of the fort did not take very long. Making our way through the fort we see Dauss knights laying down their arms surrendering. After a brief conversation with Various…

  • Session 13 Notes: Operation Thunderstorm

    Conversing in Norgrain Lutin and Ryan have a private conversation. Dawn, Ryean, Selscior, and Roland all have a private meeting and decide to plan to have a plan. Ryan talks to Zephene, apparently the gods are merely of this continent, other continents, worlds, etc… have their own gods. Dawn has a meeting with Myrtle, apparently…

  • Session 12 Notes: Hexblade’s Extended Warranty

    Borgeniss’ Ninja Warrior In the entry is a marble statue of Sir Kirin the Hound, there is a healthy amount of primordial throughout the room. This entrance seemed to have been sealed for quite some time as there are no offerings. After reading a piece of writing we determine that the keyword is “loyal”. Once…

  • Session 11 Notes: Canaries in a Coal Mine

    In this wild garden Dawn starts to wonder, the rest of the party follows, we find an ent, Pinochle. In conversation Pinochle states there is something off about the new goods. Apparently Dawnsbloom is the only fairy in existence and the first in 500 years. Apparently Laxaldir, the ents, and fairies were the first beings…

  • The Self-Appointed Lord

    Lurking in the shallows, under the cities deep, lies a man who was once among the living streets. Looming guilt of theft had found the man and forced him deep under the city where the sewage flows. In a point of desperation, forced away from his family, the poor disheveled man was approached by two…